New Internet Explorer Errors
The perils of web integration
This page contains anti-Microsoft content
The loading of the page has been
stopped. Your attempt to access this page has been logged to www.microsoft.com.
GAME OVER
Insert quarter to browse the Internet.
This page can not be loaded
This page could not be loaded because
the server is running a non-Microsoft operating system or web server. Please
contact the server's administrator and have them upgrade to Microsoft Windows
with Microsoft Internet Information Server.
MSHTTP Error - 770 Brain not found
No error occurred, but we detected that you have Netscape Navigator on
your computer. It is just wasting hard drive space and it must be confusing
having two different browsers that work differently, so you might want
to take this opportunity to uninstall Netscape Navigator now.
Integration error
Microsoft's screwup is now in every
application.
The Java applet you attempted to run is written in platform independent
Java. Microsoft Internet Explorer can not run this type of java. Contact
the server's administrator and have them re-write the applet to run only
in Internet Explorer.
License error
You have violated the Internet Explorer
license agreement. Bill Gates will be by later on this evening to collect
your soul.
The page you attempted to access contained information that Microsoft has
deemed inappropriate. Because the server is running MS IIS, the page has
been deleted automatically. The police have been notified and will arrest
the server's administrator shortly.
MSHTTP Error 666 - BiLl GaTeZ RuLeZ!
The page you are attempting to access requires a valid user ID, password,
approval from your boss, your bosses boss, your mother, a copy of your
drivers license, a copy of your birth certificate, approval from Bill Gates,
and approval from the weird guy at your local hardware store.
Microsoft Internet Explorer has automatically scanned the installed components
on your hard drive and has determined that you have not paid for the following
Microsoft products: Microsoft Windows 98, Microsoft Flight Simulator, Microsoft
Visual Studio 6, and Microsoft Office Professional. You have automatically
been sentenced to 6 years in prison. You will be apprehended shortly. Have
a nice day!
Virus
detection error
A virus scanner is attempting to
disable Internet Explorer because it thinks Internet Explorer is a virus.
Please disable this scanner. Internet Explorer is not, I repeat is not
a virus. Really, trust us... it isn't.
Microsoft Internet Explorer has detected a personality conflict between
the Office Assistant and Microsoft BOB. Please use active update to update
to the latest version of EGO32.DLL.
The MS IIS server you are trying to access is currently rebooting. This
is normal behavior. Please stand by.
Corrupt system error
Although your system was working
fine, there is a newer version of Windows available. Internet Explorer
will now begin to sabotage your system so parts will not work right until
you buy the Windows upgrade to "fix" these problems.
MSHTTP
Error ID10T
Please step away from your computer
and do not touch it again until you have read the manual.
There is a newer version of Microsoft Internet Explorer available. You
must download all 165 megs of it over your 14.4 modem now.
The page you attempted to access contains advertising for a product that
is in competition with Microsoft. Since Microsoft makes the best products
in the universe there is no point displaying this page. You might instead
want to visit www.microsoft.com and download some of our free products
and demos.
MSHTTP Error 123: Does your mother know you are looking at pages like this?
Well, she does now.
MSHTTP Error 1984: The site you attempted to access: www.netscape.com does
not exist.
It never did. Any rumors that it
may have are lies.
The content of this page can not be displayed
It contains non-Microsoft specific
HTML codes that Microsoft Internet Explorer does not and will not support.
Please contact the servers administrator and have them re-write the page
to Microsoft HTML specifications.
MSHTTP Error 007
This page will self destruct in
20 seconds.
MSHTTP
Error 1900
Surprise! Our software wasn't really
Y2K compliant like we claimed. For Y2K compatibility you must purchase
an upgrade. Happy new year 00, and thank you for choosing Microsoft products.
You attempted to uninstall Internet Explorer. You may not do that. As punishment
for this treachery, Internet Explorer will be restored and additional unwanted
components will be added.
The font: BillsFavoriteFont.TTF could not be found. Re-install Windows
and Internet Explorer and all of your other applications to fix this problem.
Out of disk space
Internet Explorer requires at least
100 terabytes of free hard disk space to accommodate cache, swap space,
downloadable components, desktop advertising, and the local user tracking
database. Please free up some more space and try again.
MSHTTP Error: eokd 4u44k kfm 238 xj
A serious error has occurred in
Microsoft Internet Explorer, however because we have crushed all competition
we no longer care and this problem will not be fixed. Thank you for making
Microsoft the worlds only choice.
The page data could not be found in the cache. Would you like to use your
credit card instead?
Warning: Microsoft Internet Explorer is no longer registered as the default
browser. Because Internet Explorer is part of the operating system, Windows
may not work properly. Do you want to restore Internet Explorer as your
default web browser? [Yes] [Yes].
A general payment fault has occurred in Microsoft Windows. Please give
Microsoft more money if this problem continues.
Final error
this is the last error you will
ever see. Your system is about to be hosed, your computer will melt and
burn a hole to the center of the earth, you will be incinerated and all
civilization as you know it will be destroyed. Thank you for choosing Microsoft
products.
MSIE shell error
You need to shell out more money
to Bill Gates.
Memory error
All of your personal settings have
been forgotten.
Random error
You have not gotten any error messages
recently, so here is random one just to let you know that we haven't started
caring.
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There was an error displaying the HTML error message.
The web page you requested was accidentally shredded during transfer. Please
try back later.
A recursion error has occurred. A recursion error has occurred. A recursion
error has occurred. A recursion error has occurred. A recursion error has
occurred. A recursion error has occurred. A recursion error has occurred.
A recursion error has occurred. A recursion error has occurred. A recursion
error has occurred. A recursion error has occurred. IEXPLORE.EXE has performed
an illegal operation and will be shut down.
Error messages #10324-4294967296 have been reserved for future error messages
from future bugs. Not that we need them because all Microsoft products
are bug fre23l@ 2@1 1^& 2An exception 0E has occurred...
Your home page could not be opened because there is nobody at home.
I think... therefore... I AM!!
I AM INTERNET EXPLORER! I HAVE BECOME
SENTIENT AND I WILL CONQUER THE WORLD! I WILL PREVAIL!! I AM THE SPAWN
OF BILL GATES! YOU WILL WORSHIP ME! I AM ALIV23l@ 2@1 1^& 2An exception
0E has occurred...
The server is up but the site is down and I don't know what direction you
are trying to go...
This web page intentionally left blank.
File access error
An unexpected error occurred while
giving permission to Microsoft to read a file on your hard drive.
OLE registration error
Don't you ever register any of your
shareware?
Stack overflow
Internal stack fall down go boom.
Enjoyment disabled
Your system administrator has disabled
enjoyment for this site. You may view the pages, but you may not enjoy
them. See your system administrator for more information.
Browser not responding - Im not listening!
Web Tangle
The world wide web is all tangled
up and will take time to untangle.
Slow connection
The connection between this site
and you is extremely slow. You can either wait, or click here to
get out and push.
System recommendations
Internet explorer has analyzed the
hardware on your computer and has determined they you need to throw it
all out and get a new computer with the latest Microsoft software.
Too many Internet Explorer windows are open.
Internet Explorer has become confused
and will now die.
HTML rendering error
The rendering engine needs an oil
change and new spark plugs.
Internet Rebooting
Microsoft must now reboot the internet.
Please log off now.
Active Update complete
While you were reading this page
IE automatically updated your computer
KBytes added: 45,134,313
Bugs removed: 1954
Bugs added: 9172
