Bill Says "You Must Use My Browser" 

In a press conference today, Bill Gates revealed his plans to further integrate Internet Explorer in to the fabric of reality. Initial plans are to make shoes, cheese, and shopping carts require MSIE. Additionally all human reproduction will be done exclusively through ActiveX controls. When asked about potential Department of Justice involvement he simply responded with a single hand gesture (seen above). 

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