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DOJ
Case: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
The judge found
us guilty of abusing our so-called "monopoly" and now they want to split
us up and do bad thing to us. This is just so unfair! We don't care what
they say, we are going to go ahead and do whatever we want.
We are going to
appeal for all eternity because we are right and Judge Jackson is WRONG!
We need to be allowed to do whatever we want to do with our software. How
else can we crush competition, by making better quality products? Ha!
We knew this was
coming, so we made sure all of our software is so tightly woven together
that even WE couldn't de-integrate it if we wanted to! Heck, last
time we appealed in 1998 they let us off just when we just claimed Win
98 was "integrated" with IE. Suckers. They just didn't have the balls to
stand in our way.
"We will continue
to integrate stupid shit in to our operating system and stuff it down users
throats", implied Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates. "We hardly did anything
to settle this case, we will probably resolve this by killing those who
oppose us. Perhaps we will get lucky and we don't have to do that, because
those saps let us fuck users over by forcing Windows 98/2000 users to use
our web browser for everything they do. So PLPLPTH!!!"
Gates added: "Microsoft's
past success has been built on ripping off ideas and fucking users over,
and our future success depends on our ability to continue to fuck users
over and squash competition"
In addition, Microsoft
President and CEO Steve Ballmer threw a tantrum and went on to rant about
how good Microsoft was and how the government was evil and all.
"We will kick their
asses," said Bill Neukom, executive vice president for law, corporate affairs
and Marketing. "They can't prevent us from doing whatever the hell we want
to do with our software or how we do business."
Added Neukom: "We
are going to make this thing last for years and years, and by then we will
OWN the DOJ anyway. Problem is they see the situation as it really is,
and not as our Marketing department has the rest of the world seeing it.
Where the rest of the world sees a happy friendly company all they see
is the bloody corpses of the companies we have killed or maimed. We just
cant control those bastards... yet"
Taking Action
DOJ Case: Your
Voice Counts - With the release of the Conclusions of Law now is the time
to let your elected officials know how you feel about the case. If you
believe that Microsoft is guilty as heck and needs to be punished, there
are several ways your voice can be heard.
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Contact
Your Elected Officials and
e-mail your elected officials. Your letter is confidential - only you and
the recipient see it unless you choose to send a copy to FFUN.
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Write a letter to
the editor of your local newspaper voicing your opinion.
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Make an anti-Microsoft
web page and get it listed on The
MSBC Superlist of Anti-Microsoft Web Sites
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Encourage others to
get involved in this important debate by having them visit FFUN and and
writing their elected officials.
Your Comments
I am concerned
with how this Microsoft trial has come down. Microsoft has been a mediocre
computer software company and is trying to make up for it by bundling anything
users don't want with their operating system in the name of "innovation".
If all that happens is a continuous appeal then nothing will change and
Microsoft will continue to misbehave.
Z.B.
As an avid AOL
user I think I have plenty of experience with computers. If they break
up Microsoft it will be much harder for me to find the software I want
because I will have many choices instead of just the one, and then I will
have to use my brain more and I don't want to do that.
N.G.
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