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"There once was a man named Bill, whom everybody wanted to kill. He died one day, in a very strange way. Which gave everyone quite a thrill."
Dev N.

How to contact "FFUN":

Write or send letter bombs to:
Freedom to Fuck Users Network
666 Evil Dr.
Redmond, WA
98052-666

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call us at 1-800-BITE-ME

Stay out-of-date on issues affecting the wider world of sports... err.. technology. On this page you'll find links to useless sources of information, news that can not affect how you make decisions in the fast-moving high-tech world, and comments on technology issues from industry weirdoes and one enraged consumer.


	Billg TV Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates will star in a new sitcom this fall called "Use my Software or Die". He will use this to take over the airwaves and "innovate" them in to something that we must pay Microsoft for.
	Microsoft finds a way to get money from dead people. The new Microsoft Active Tombstone will provide an internet connected tombstone, running an embedded Windows NT server, that provides information about the deceased- such as their current state of decay. Expensive upgrades will be required every two years for all eternity.
	Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates is the most hated man in the world according to www.ihatebillagates.com. To verify this, a vote was held on an unbiased web site. Posters to the sites message board all responded "First post!"
	Borg implants are now available from the Microsoft assimilation division. Get yours today or be left out of the latest new innovative technology.
	Robotics Microsoft is investing heavily in robot technology. With this technology Microsoft will build the largest robot army in the universe.

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