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Voices from the FFUN:
"I fully intend to
e-mail my representatives,
and I hope they realize the detrimental impact that Microsoft has had on the
computing industry alone, and ALL the other industries
as well."
From a FFUN site visitor.

How to contact "FFUN":

Write or send letter bombs to:
Freedom to Fuck Users Network
666 Evil Dr.
Redmond, WA
98052-666

email at
nul@micro$oft.com

call us at 1-800-BITE-ME

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These pages are a parody of Microsoft's "Freedom To Innovate" pages. (Archive) Their page is already pretty freaking hilarious and really kind of sick if you know what they are up to. In case you don't, I have tried to translate the Billy-speak in to what I think they are really trying to say, while adding some of my own (admittedly demented) comments.

About the Freedom to Fuck Users Network

Microsoft is trying to make you think that the DOJ is trying to take away their freedom to "innovate" and that somehow this will be "bad" for consumers.

innovate: To alter, make new, to introduce new methods, devices, etc.; make changes; bring in innovations.

To alter or make changes - Microsoft sure does love to change things around. Change, however, is not always good.

Normally, companies are free to make stupid changes to their products. For example a car manufacture is free to decide to put huge unremovable wings on all of their cars. They would quickly put themselves out of business though because most people would choose to buy a car without this silly feature from another manufacturer. The problem comes in if there is only one manufacturer of cars, somebody would have to step in and stop the madness.

How about ILLEGAL alterations and changes? Perhaps I should alter and change my car by adding machine guns to it that automatically shoot and kill people as I drive. When they drag me off to jail, I will just claim that it is "innovation" and I should be free to do that.

The same applies to creating anything new, should Microsoft ever decide to do that.

Now, which is "bad" for the consumer, allowing Microsoft to do whatever the hell it pleases, or limiting them to sane and legal "innovations"?

Now, other than these limitations, which should be common sense (but obviously isn't for Microsoft), the DOJ is not trying to take away any of their freedom to innovate. Clearly what Microsoft really wants is the freedom to fuck users over for the benefits of their own wallets and to crush any competition that might stand in their way.

Microsoft says "give us our freedom so we can take yours away."

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